Oh my god, what are you doing here?

Your name is EMILY. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for CRYING LOUDLY OVER YOUR SHIPS. You are obsessed with HOMESTUCK, GLEE and HARRY POTTER, and are AWKWARDLY AWKWARD. You also tend to enjoy KLAINE, JOHNKAT AND STRIDERCEST.
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Gotye Feat Kimbra

—Somebody That I Used To Know

dokimuse:

(Source: lnsufferable, via finthefish)

soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

(via the-lonely-scottish-guy)

  • What most people say: Fuck, 15 minutes of trailers, this is bullshit
  • What I think: OH MY LORD HERE COME THE TRAILERS OH BOY OH BOY I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL BE I'M GOING TO GIF EVERYTHING WHEN I GET HOME OH SOMEONE HOLD ME IS THAT A NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN... OH LOOK THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE SAME COFFEE SHOP AND STOOD BEHIND EACH OTHER IN LINE I SHIP IT SOMEONE COVER ME IN TISSUES DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND IT IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG GOD MY FEELS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH THE POPCORN I THREW FLAILING ABOUT IN FANGIRL FRUSTRATION TAKE THE WHEEL DEER GOD
  • What I say: Yo, that looks good.

lokimarepreg:

“i stopped reading after 15 pages”

“i didn’t read any of the pesterlogs”

“it’s so boring i mean”

“it’s just a kid in his bedroom what”

(via midnight--melody)